According to a survey, the top three things that seem to take way too long to do something are microwave ovens, computers, and what?
In the past 30 years, wages for what job have increased nearly ten times the rate of inflation?
Ans: Babysitting (Now is $12/hour)
What happens over 70 times a second somewhere in the world, 24 hours a day?
Ans: McDonalds sells a hamburger
What is a woman more likely to do at a bakery than any other place?
Ans: Give her phone number to someone she meets there
Over a quarter of Americans embarrassingly went out into public wearing what?
Ans: An article of clothing with the price tag still attached
You're less likely to do this the longer you're married.
Ans: Argue with your spouse
People raise their voice to their kids the most. Spouses come in second. What's number three?
Ans: Other people in traffic from inside the safety of your own car
You'll have a hard time buying a bottle of booze in Oklahoma on a Sunday. Sunday's a bad day in Illinois if you want to buy a new car. But, for the whole country, Sunday is the hardest day to what?
Of the women who share this secret, only half will tell a friend. The other half won't tell anybody. What's the secret?
Ans: They color their hair
Over 90% of American men have had cold pizza for breakfast. Three-quarters of American men have had a cold cheeseburger for breakfast. What's in 3rd place?