We've all seen photos of the Mom who's spent WAY too much time tanning. Now Dani's salute to the tune of "O'Tannenbaum"...
O tanning mom, O tanning mom
How Leath'ry are your butt cheeks
All tan and brown, All tan and brown
Reminds me of my sofa seats
At the bar, you’re not IDd
Look 64, but only 33
O tanning mom, O tanning mom
The melanoma awaits thee!
