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One Thing I Am Faster Than

Posted Friday, June 6th 2014 @ 3pm

As I was out running last night I realized that the gnats--who had been swarming me the night before while out walking---didn't bother me at all!  So, I calculated, I'm FASTER THAN A SPEEDING GNAT!!  

Then I looked on Wikipedia and saw that a gnat can travel at....2 MPH.  

I'm not so fast after all.  Never mind....

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